When I think of my mom I think of a kind woman who is nurturing and supportive. Don't get my wrong she knows when to lay down the law and will be the first one to tell me when I'm out of line.
But Mother Nature is none of the above. In fact, she is being a real bitch lately. It's June for Christ sake. Quit your perpetual crying and warm the f-up. Even though I've become pretty vain in the past few years and will not leave the house without sunscreen on my face (who wants premature wrinkles?) I'd still like the chance to work on the inevitable case of melanoma I started perfecting the summer I turned 16 and began lifeguarding!
So I'm putting the whole lot on red and "Betting my Bottom Dollar" that the sun will come out tomorrow. Cause if it doesn't.... I might just hit a bitch.
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